The first few years
were peachy keen
Not one complaint from me.
A beautiful relationship
as everyone could see
[We] were inseparable….
the best of friends
attached at the hip it seemed
And everywhere I went,
you went
Just like my old blue jeans
So many words were spoken
All of my secrets known to you
You were there when I was happy
And again,
when I was feeling blue
Then out of nowhere,
and with no explanation,
[you] changed
And my perfect little world collapsed
and I became deranged
Throw the phone into the wall,
complete loss of all control
You [try] to justify your deceit to me
Let [me] tell you what….
that’s BULL
With just the mention of your name
My friends say I mentally switch
What was once a peaceful, quiet girl
Turns into a screaming, violent bitch
Its madness,
dealing with your evil ways
‘Can you hear me now’…
screamed ten thousand times
Damn……what a fucking cliche!
Playing your annoying [password] games
five times in a half an hour
Let [me] tell you what that does
It makes my mouth taste sour
Are you trying for me to not see
what I already know to be truth?
I didn’t go over my minutes
You just once again
overcharged your fees
Are you trying to frustrate me
more than I already am?
Hah!
That would be impossible to do
I’m hip to your God-damn scam!
Here’s a two year contract,
resign and your worries will be no more
Then we’ll hit the little button that says
system restore…..
as before!
And who will pay the ultimate price
when my sanity slips away
To you, I’m just a number
you get a thousand complaints a day
Who the hell do you think you are?
Do you think your something special?
Dropped calls and
faulty reception,
You must be….the one and only,
Verizon
Master of complete deception
Resign with you, I don’t have to think twice
That day will never happen!
So Kiss my ass Verizon
I’m going back to SWEET and NICE
™ © Jennifer Robin Gallery
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